JetBlue

Best airline ever made. Offers the best legroom in economy class, complimentary beverage service, and free wi-fi (the only US airline to do so.) They also have some nice flight attendants. Better than Southwest.

Person 1: You should fly on American
Person 2: Nah man, JetBlue is better, I dont wanna be flying on one of those trash "Big 4" airlines

by 737NGSimPilot April 19, 2022

Jeblasian

when a jewish person procreates with a black-asian (blasian) person. The offspring is now known as a Jeblasian.

A Jeblasian walked into a bar and everyone said “wow thats a rare breed”.

by PapaFilth August 29, 2022

Sexy Jebus

An utterance often screamed out after a terrifying or startling instance.

"Oh Sexy Jebus! Oh Sexy Jebus, help meh!"

by Marauder Shagger February 7, 2009

Crusty Jebus

A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.

Johnny gave Sandy his crusty jebus last night

by Hugh_jackmeoff October 7, 2018

jebus

A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.

"Save me Jebus!" (extra ten letters)

by Matt Jack June 27, 2006

Jebus

Originally used in an episode of Family Guy in the end of their 1999 season, by cardinals reading through the bible. Later used by the Simpsons' Homer when he became a missionary. Now, it's just slang for anything from Jesus to shrooms.

"On page ---, it says Jebus, isn't supposed to say Jesus?"
"SAVE ME JEBUS!"
"Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there!"

by The Real Slim Jebus October 10, 2005

Jebus

The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.

SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"

by The Real Jebus July 8, 2006