Jamaican Defibrillator

The act when CPR is administered on an inebriated person by (at least) 3 Jamaicans by slapping their man meat on the person's chest for resuscitation.

Kirsten was on vacation in Jamaica and passed out at the bar. She finally woke up after she got a Jamaican Defibrillator.

by Stefalpha July 25, 2016

Jamaican Jacuzzi

Facing away from the shower, cup the palm of your hand in your buttcrack and allow water to fill the immediate area around the anus and release your available flatulations.

After a large burrito I made a Jamaican Jacuzzi in the shower.

by Drunk Riverboat Captain November 27, 2017

Jamaican high beams

When you put on a headlight and put your entire head up your buddys anus and graze the ass wool.

Rhemy and I tried Jamaican high beams last night, it was epic!

by Mikehunt4469 February 11, 2021

Jamaican Meat Train (JMT)

A phrase coined following the events that transpired between the members of the 1988 Jamaican bobsled team in a Calgary hotel room. An act in which four men, of Jamaican heritage, run a train on one another, leaving one man, known as the engineer, at the front of the train guiding the man-sled.

My girl and I just watched Disney's 1993 hit Cool Runnings and now she wants to try a Jamaican Meat Train (JMT) together, but I don't have the heart to tell her she'll have to watch.

by Meattrainer April 7, 2021

jamaican mustache

When some guido hits the islands with some poop on his upper lip

Yo, did you see Mario’s new Jamaican Mustache? Dude looks like he made out with a Scantron answer sheet and then touched up some kiddies.

by Archibald van Wunderbutz June 25, 2022

The jamaican raffle

the proceeding of lining up beer bottles as you would to play bowling and grease the stairs and call your girlfriend down and bet on how fast she clears the bottle and hits the wall

johnny- alright jim bob its set
jim bob- alright 20bucks on 5 seconds
johnny- your on

*hey honey come here*

jim bob- fuck i lost
johnny- pay up fuckface
jim bob- this is why i hate the jamaican raffle

by TextileSmartass November 1, 2014

Isomorphic JavaScript

A JavaScript application which can be executed in both a browser and a non-browser runtime. This was the first term used to describe this concept, but "Universal JavaScript" now has wider acceptance. Mathematicians and functional programmers will scoff at you if you use "isomorphic" to describe JavaScript, so save face by using "universal" instead.

You aren't writing isomorphic JavaScript? Ha, you remind me of my old Java coworkers.

by chexxor March 30, 2017