Jason

Me, the very internet enlightened queen of ribs

Petunia: I heard that Jason has all his friends and familys bodys in his attic. Sexy !

by GumbiSlut500 April 30, 2020

Jason

A guy who Loves so hard the "strongest" people cant deal with him. Unintentionally Lucky. Very Patient. When angry.... Pyromaniac. Weirdo. Destroyer.

"What happened?"

"Jason was here and fucked everything up!"

"What did you do to him?"

-Silence

by hKJlagin497792 March 29, 2021

Jason

Jason is a man that will PROBABLY break your heart. He's mean but adorable, he has the scruffy hair and short eyelashes. He's probably a black haired guy and is in one of the sport teams.

Jason is in the basketball team.

by killmedie November 29, 2019

Jason

Jason is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is smart and fun and has pretty eyes. He cares about his friends more than he cares about himself. He is often found trapped inside his head, thinking about all the "what ifs" instead of living in the moment. He often puts himself down but brings other people up. You are lucky if you meet Jason

Me: I love you Jason
Jason: Why?

by watch_me_dissolve_ May 27, 2019

Jason

Jason is that guy every girl would want. He is super sweet and nice but not too nice. He can cheer you up with a text. He is always real and has your back. He is someone you would want in your life. He is mad lit and cool.

You definitely need a Jason

by Fiytb July 27, 2020

Jason

A very cute boy I love you so much like yessss emo boy your amazing

I miss Jason-Lawrence

by Hello it’s birb December 10, 2021

Jason

Usually a cute guy who likes watching Lords of Dogtown and going to kindergarten parks with girls. Oh, and is also a VERY good kisser.

i hung out with Jason the other day<3

by Mdontworryboutit March 30, 2009