Dirty Jakob

The act of watching rush hour as you masturbate to Jackie Chans luscious lips as your friend fists you while eating Chinese food

Guy1:Hey bro did you watch Rush hour last night
Guy2:yeah i was doing a dirty Jakob as well

by Big J-man August 28, 2021

martin jakob

i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything

Martin Jakob: i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything.

by MartinJakob6956145420 August 26, 2022

Jakob Godbee

Gay

Fuckboy

Ugly

a redhead that no one wants

ewww did you see Jakob Godbee, hes so fucking ugly.

by bigduckdaddy24 October 18, 2019

jakob smith

A person who always catches fire when hanging out with friends

Wow he is such a Jakob Smith we should carry a fire extinguisher with us

by Bible thumper 6.66 April 9, 2017

Jakob

A Jakob is a gangster who his very mean, A Jakob punches his friends for no reason. He also gets pissed of at stupid shit. If you ever see a Jakob make sure you call him a Eugene because it always looks like he is gonna shoot up the school. A Jakob usually calls his friends gay and calls them hoes. And their dads abuse them. He will never get a girlfriend because he always likes to touch their butt.

Oh no a Jakob is coming.
Run hes gonna punch me.

by Logan g 2323 May 22, 2019

Jakob Gundermann

A typical German dude with a middle part who DJ's at frat parties. Often considered "above average" by his girlfriend but in reality is a 4/10 with a 5 inch peen. His best attribute is wearing his "U of T Soccer Backpack" around campus.

Damn, Jakob Gundermann was looking mad sexy on that DJ booth at dke last night!

by oh_behave November 22, 2022

Jakob and Meadow

This is the worlds best couple and they can never be separated. These two people should get married.

Jakob and Meadow are so cute together.

by Mr.carrot November 20, 2022