jake

jakes are just fuckin retarded.end of discussion.
don’t be a a jake
by AvaTheRat March 23, 2020
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has a big dick and will fuck the shit out of you girls will be pleased to have him
you know jake omg he's soo good in bed

i wish i had him

you carnt he's mine
by hehe ouy April 24, 2020
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A person with above average aptitude for being a tool. This person is typically aware of their own douchieness and will take great pride in their exploits. A term typically used in the prison setting.
"Dude at the yard spent like 20 minutes on the weight deck, what a fucking jake."

"C/O Hall tore my cell up today, he even took my porn, what a jake."
by Dixoncider89 February 26, 2017
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probably asked u for booty pics at some point, his only personality trait is playing baseball, secretly gay but too scared to come out, UGLY, smells like doritos, lactose intolerant, but has a hot girlfriend. she is THE sexist mf out there. like, 10/10 head, 10/10 pussy, 10/10 sex, 10/10 personality. jake is so lucky to have her
“jake is so ugly”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”
by user1423 December 28, 2020
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An average everyday man with huge lips, curtained hair and his second favourite hobby; racking. His favourite hobby will remained unspoken of...
He thinks he’s cool and is extremely cocky. If you ever encounter a Jake, best to stay away from him and try not to shake his hand.
That guys thinks he’s the best at everything’s! He’s so annoyingly!

Yeah, he’s such a Jake!
by Baxtens December 09, 2017
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A Stupid, Dumb Shit that is so small has no life or friends he has a tiny penis(Male Genital) Thx
by AFJJLR January 09, 2017
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Used in the some parts of the East Coast of Scotland to describe ugly women. Derivative of "jaikit" which means ugly.
Whit were ye doing with that fat jake ? Did ye pump her?
by infamous budgerigar July 01, 2016
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