jake

has a big dick and will fuck the shit out of you girls will be pleased to have him

you know jake omg he's soo good in bed

i wish i had him

you carnt he's mine

by hehe ouy April 24, 2020

jake

shortest mf alive

jake is so short and tiny!

by aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh March 14, 2021

jake

jakes are just fuckin retarded.end of discussion.

don’t be a a jake

by AvaTheRat March 22, 2020

jake

A person with above average aptitude for being a tool. This person is typically aware of their own douchieness and will take great pride in their exploits. A term typically used in the prison setting.

"Dude at the yard spent like 20 minutes on the weight deck, what a fucking jake."

"C/O Hall tore my cell up today, he even took my porn, what a jake."

by Dixoncider89 February 26, 2017

jake

An average everyday man with huge lips, curtained hair and his second favourite hobby; racking. His favourite hobby will remained unspoken of...
He thinks he’s cool and is extremely cocky. If you ever encounter a Jake, best to stay away from him and try not to shake his hand.

That guys thinks he’s the best at everything’s! He’s so annoyingly!

Yeah, he’s such a Jake!

by Baxtens December 8, 2017

jake

A Stupid, Dumb Shit that is so small has no life or friends he has a tiny penis(Male Genital) Thx

Jake is a FUCKWIT

by AFJJLR January 8, 2017

jake

Used in the some parts of the East Coast of Scotland to describe ugly women. Derivative of "jaikit" which means ugly.

Whit were ye doing with that fat jake ? Did ye pump her?

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016