Browns Jail

Located inside of Firstenergy Stadium in Cleveland Ohio. Browns Jail is known as the most infamous prison in the world due to it's grueling conditions and the type of inmates typically admitted. Violent drunks that can't behave themselves while watching the Cleveland Browns can find themselves getting dragged to this jail by security. There's no food, beer or cigarettes allowed inside. Inmates are left with nothing but their thoughts and love for the Cleveland Browns.

"Dude, I can't believe John threw his warm beer at Hue Jackson. I'm going to pray for that man because we might never see him again if he's sent to Browns Jail."

by CoolManHungryMan November 13, 2018

Jail bait

a female below the legal age of sexual consent

That girl is obviously jail bait. How can you not see that?

by Light Joker October 14, 2005

zoom jail

When you're in more than 4 hours of zoom video conference calls in one day.

Significant other: You look awful. What happened? You: I was in zoom jail for 7 hours today.

by ProductRoom35 May 27, 2020

fart jail

The act of farting in the doorway of a room so the occupant is confined to the room unless they pass through the fart cloud.

My girlfriend wanted to smoke my last Newport so I locked her down in fart jail and smoked it myself.

by mountain_man77 July 12, 2012

Jail Drunk

To be drunk enough to be in jail for being intoxicated in public, but to not actually be in jail.

Santoro & Griff got so Jail Drunk they raped the entire Russian women's swim team in their own pool.

by The Santoro June 26, 2010

Piss Jail

Piss Jail is when you desperately need to pee but are unable to due to current circumstances making it extremely difficult or impossible.

Stuck needing to pee in an important company meeting that isn't over for another hour? Piss Jail.

Stuck needing to pee in a crowded train and your stop is miles and miles away? Piss Jail.

Also acceptable: Piss Prison

Bro PLEASE pull the car over, I've been in piss jail for the past hour!

by Cant be traced June 21, 2019

Chrono jail

In the MMORPG Guild Wars 2, being in "Chrono jail" refers to being forced to play Support Chronomancer in all types of PvE group content because people realized that you can be their slave on this amazing support class so that they don't have to do anything.

"How come he's always on the same class whenever we do group stuff?"
"Because he's in Chrono jail."

by sour-patch April 29, 2019