Illiterate Fuck

A person who has a small vocabulary and resorts to making up his own words to decribe the things that already exist, or is too lazy to use all of the words that define or decribe the idea.

You illiterate fuck, that's not a real word! It's Snoop-Dog, not Snoopy Dog!

by Jeffrey Lee June 18, 2006

iCLITerate

A person who does not know what a clitoris is or what it is for. Someone bad in bed.

Cliterally you cant find it?" "You're iCLITerate.

by Mahoney2 February 22, 2011

Illiterate

A user on a website who lacks the proper literacy skills needed to communicate properly. They spell words with "shorthand" spelling, known as chatspeak. Words are spelled with singly letters, number replace letters in some words.

These people claim that they type that way because it's quicker & easier, which shows tell-tale signs of lazyness. They accuse people who type properly of being elitists.

Man, I'm glad that illiterate is gone. Couldn't he read that this is a Literates room?

by Morava March 9, 2007

illiterati

Not so secret society of people who seemingly know something about Every subject, but somehow never grasped the basic concepts of the English language.

The illiterati have many 'good ideals' about how to make the world a better place.

by cia0cicci0 April 4, 2011

illitard

a retard that is illiterate and cant spell simple 1st grade level words

LMAO that illitard doesnt know the difference between your and you're

by slyvon April 10, 2023

illiterate

In some circles, used as a synonym for incompotent in any way, regardless of any reading ability. For example, it could be used to describe a bad driver, someone who sucks at videogames, or someone who fails a test.

OMG, you illiterate n00b!

by jmtas June 14, 2006

iLitist

Someone who thinks their iPod is better than your portable media device.

Shayne is an iLitist dissing my Zune.

by chrisxdarsh March 6, 2009