cranial rectal inversion

nice way of saying you have your head in your ass. also known as H.I.A.S (head in ass syndrome)

"I know that our anniversary was today, but, I was having a cranial rectal inversion and I will make up for it this weekend."

by grant24 May 15, 2008

rectal cranial inversion

having ones head up their ass

that asshole had a serious case of rectal cranial inversion.

by jefbenet November 6, 2003

rectal-cranial inversion

a serious medical condition, wherein your cranium, or brain, has changed places with your rectum, or asshole. it can lead to jail time, unwanted pregnancy, divorce, loss of job and/or income, and public embarrassment.

joey: oh man, i can't believe i broke up with chloe; she's the best thing that ever happened to me. how could i be so stupid?
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you're a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my ass!!
zoey: true dat.

by earpuller May 18, 2006

Inverse Square Law

Light get more dim when it more further away

And now, all that's being detected is the cup. This is thanks to a quirky little physics thing that Veritasium would call the Inverse Square Law.
-Michael Reeves, 2021

by sanchopancho02 July 14, 2021

Cranial Rectal Inversion

The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).

"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"

"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."

"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."

by queenducttape July 24, 2008

The Law of Inverse Proximity

Someone living close to school/uni/work will always be later than someone living far away. The closer they live, the later they will arrive.

Lecturer: "John, how can you be late everyday? You live on campus!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"

by tcadu vlacku June 3, 2011

Inverse Perpendicular Spooning

When you and your partner lay together butt to butt forming a human cross.

Man look at Austin and Paul Inverse Perpendicular Spooning they are so cute together.

by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017