the most rare of all forms, fuck the 7th wonder of the world it is greater and bigger.
the mystic dick is much more superior to a normal phallus.
there is only one specimen and apparently the mystic dick was originated in oregon.
*****UPDATE*****
this mystic dick has relocated to Pacific Beach near San Diego.
the mystic dick is much more superior to a normal phallus.
there is only one specimen and apparently the mystic dick was originated in oregon.
*****UPDATE*****
this mystic dick has relocated to Pacific Beach near San Diego.
by shits real nig June 22, 2009
Mystic Man is extremely athletic, strong in strength, and spirit. He is very bonded with his spirit. Every plan made something always gets in his way. Mystic Man also had no determined fate.
by K.Kirk1 September 09, 2016
by Bootszu February 12, 2009
Mystical creature was a little mystical creature the size of my penis. Mystical is one of many alter ego's of the famous toxic mike, (aka mysterious). Mystical was grown up in a clean house hold, every thing was very tidy, and he loved to play with his brothers like hs liked to bone his mom up the ass. His mother was a huge boner who liked to eat chodes. One night her tampon leaked and it went into mystical's mouth. Mystical didn't like the taste of blood but he really like the taste of the tampon. Mystcial procceeded to chew like it was bublicious gum! MMMMMMMM MMMMMMM good, it was as tasty as cambells soup! Mystical then contracted "Toxic shock sydrome" and died on impact.
by Mysterious Passion May 07, 2004
a really crappy town with morons and scumbags that have nothing to do but sit around wawa thinking there cool when there losers so hardcore. this town is horrible never come here ever and if you did never come again.
by the legendary January 14, 2004
Boobs, Tits, Breasts, Fun Bags, Use of Cleavage. Most chicks have them, some dont. They come in a variety of shapes, sizes and colors and varying degrees of power. Most of the population (male and female) succumb to their whim.
Most chicks use them to get out of trouble or get free shit. Which bothers me because I fall for it.
Most chicks use them to get out of trouble or get free shit. Which bothers me because I fall for it.
"Dude, why did you just spend your cab money buying that chick a drink?"
"Um... I don't know... Last think I remember was her leaning over, me looking down, and then me with my wallet out and empty..."
"She hit you with her mystical powers. They always win."
"Um... I don't know... Last think I remember was her leaning over, me looking down, and then me with my wallet out and empty..."
"She hit you with her mystical powers. They always win."
by Awosomr September 27, 2011
by S.dot MC August 29, 2006