Sinus Infections

Sinus infections are when your sinuses get congested with moist mucus. This also, if not treated, can turn into some great green thick royal icing that is great for decorating cakes and steaks. When left for months, the sinus infection can turn into a pool of slime, which can be emptied and use as nickelodeon slime. So next time you are watching someone get slimed, remember this. It may be you or your crushes mucus from a month ago. You can also use a humidifier to simulate vaping. Just shove it up your nose and it will literally do nothing… nothing. Its air. Also, if you do pot, you can get lung cancer or die. So shove that up your nose, too for a great aroma that will last even after you are buried from dying of lung cancer. Drink lots of the fluids that come out of your sinuses. It really helps your hospital fees go up. You can use a nasal saline spray to make more liquids. If you for some odd reason haven’t had a sinus infection, its okay, because I am going to describe it to you. It is like someone poured some slime ur your nasal cleavage and then shoved it through your ears and into your eyebrows. Just some great pain as if you are lactating out of your eyes. Also delicious.

Sorry, Molly. I already ate all of my sinus slime! Youre going to have to wait until you have your sinus infections

by Uterus Pesto August 24, 2018

lethal injection

LARGE PENIS v. tight pussy.usually results in lots of pain for her and stretching

dude that was the worst lethal injection ever.

by uncle remis January 24, 2007

deliciously infectious

When someone tastes so good u can get infected by it...

Sam is deliciously infectious... I tasted her once and I feel like i need more and more...

by Bridster April 12, 2005

indictious

adjective
1. relative speech patterns or phrasing within a particular region or demographic

The alien was initially misunderstood by the humans because its phrasing was indictious to its home planet Zendacar 9.

The indictious greeting of King Uyla startled the foreign ambassador.

by SpiderLashes May 1, 2011

yeast injection

Getting laid in a bakery.

I finally got my girlfriend to let me give her a yeast injection

Omg, dude, see if she'll let you use a baggette.

by Vezinananouplos November 22, 2009

lip injection

What every insecure 13 year old girl does to get appeal and them lads

Some Girl: i just got lip injections
Some Other Girl: ew.. fucking gross!

by Mr.Katti December 22, 2016

by injection

To inherit characteristics of a certain nationality/ethnicity from your father. The “injection” is the ejaculation inside that person’s mother during their conception.

Susan: How does your son know how to make such delicious Italian?
Nancy: Didn't you know? He’s Italian by injection.

by pieceofmind June 22, 2021