A real smart dude. One of the founding fathers of string theory or superstring theory or M-Theory or some theory involving strings. Nearly became an economist, but saw the light.
Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.
Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.
Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.
Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.
Ed Witten's a genius. Bet he gets all kinds of girls.
Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.
"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?
"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"
Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.
Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.
Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.
"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?
"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"
Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.
Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.
by MacroBlaster February 26, 2012
by Go Reds! July 07, 2010
(i) According to Time Magazine (and Wikipedia) he's the greatest Physicist in the world at this point. Instrumental in developing string theory and known for his planet sized brain.
(ii) Synonym for a dumbass
(ii) Synonym for a dumbass
Dude, how did you figure out how to get Christie's Number?
I asked Ed Witten, he figured it out.
Nice work Ed Witten! Now my car smells of ten day old guacamole and burritos.
I asked Ed Witten, he figured it out.
Nice work Ed Witten! Now my car smells of ten day old guacamole and burritos.
by MixMasterMax March 07, 2012
To go out in Brighton UK and drink a ridiculous amount of Tuaca, get extremely wasted on it and do crazy things you normally wouldn't and don't remember (usually of a sexual nature!)
The Smug Friend - Wow you look like shit!!! What happened to you?
The Drunk - Fuck me i don't really remember. I was out and about in Brighton doing some shots and all i know is that i woke up on a couch with a sore ass.
The Smug Friend - Sounds like you got Tuaca-ed!!
The Drunk - Fuck me i don't really remember. I was out and about in Brighton doing some shots and all i know is that i woke up on a couch with a sore ass.
The Smug Friend - Sounds like you got Tuaca-ed!!
by Brighton09 January 24, 2009
1) Person 1: "I Gerard-ed Queen today."
Person 2: "Um... Good for you."
2) Person 1: "Gerard, Gerard-ed it today!"
Person 2: "How exactly did you get this number?"
Person 2: "Um... Good for you."
2) Person 1: "Gerard, Gerard-ed it today!"
Person 2: "How exactly did you get this number?"
by xocreepymccreepy May 18, 2009
Theoretical Physicist at the Institute of Advanced Study, Princeton. In 2004, Time magazine wrote that Witten was "generally considered the greatest theoretical physicist in the world."
Most people consider him to be Einstein's successor.
He's a really smart guy: developed much of string theory.
Most people consider him to be Einstein's successor.
He's a really smart guy: developed much of string theory.
Dang it! Even Ed Witten couldn't figure out how to use this remote control.
"What's String Theory?"
"Ask Ed Witten, dumbass"
"What's String Theory?"
"Ask Ed Witten, dumbass"
by Iknownothingabouteverything February 26, 2012
"I went to Verizon Wireless the other day and they wouldn't fix my phone. I "femiano-ed" them and screamed at the manager until he gave me an upgrade."
"I went to Best Buy to have Geek Squad fix my computer and it came back in worst condition. I "femiano-ed" the manager into extending the warranty."
"I went to Best Buy to have Geek Squad fix my computer and it came back in worst condition. I "femiano-ed" the manager into extending the warranty."
by sizzzlah February 11, 2010