coffin-blocked

When a famous death occurs quickly after another celebrity death, shifting the collective currency of celebrity mourning to the more famous death, thus blocking the earlier passing from collecting their share of the public's celebrity mourning short-term spend

Michael Jackson's passing shortly after the passing of Farah Fawcette coffin-blocked her access to the public's collective celebrity mourning expenditure

by Maggers53 June 27, 2009

Beef Coffin

A vagina.

Man. I so wanna bury my corpse in that beef coffin!

by Sharts At Will November 13, 2011

Coffin Robber

(Noun). In the same vein as a cradle robber except backwards. When a young individual dates someone significantly older.

Damn! That Crystal Harris is such a coffin robber marrying that old-ass man.

by PopcornS May 9, 2011

Coffin Snatcher

Coined by listeners to popular Australian radio show "Hamish and Andy", Coffin Snatchers is meant to represent a female who seeks a relationship with an older man and who aren't "Gold Diggers."

This phrase is to give the specified a name to their opposites "Cougars" and is derived from the term "Craddle Snatcher."

My friend is a Coffin Snatcher and she bagged a nice older gent last night.

by Tommi_J September 29, 2009

Coffin Dodger

Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!

There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.

by Mattuuu April 16, 2006

nail in the coffin

something that hasten's death or defeat

As far as re-election goes Bush will probably put another nail in the coffin during the course of the next few months.

by Light Joker September 6, 2007

coffin cock

When your spouse tells you no to having intercorse after getting diner.

Honey your being a real coffin cock right now.

by gallahad13 November 3, 2017