by Quin Jacobs May 3, 2018

Bob: I just did another
You: You just did my mother?
Bob: Na bro thats not what I said.
You: Sorry that was totally a "weenie in my pants"
You: You just did my mother?
Bob: Na bro thats not what I said.
You: Sorry that was totally a "weenie in my pants"
by CaptainUndiePants November 16, 2010

by Morgon July 2, 2006

God, Becky is annoying with her yacking about the prom and her boyfriend..She's such a piss in my pants.
God this internet is so slow..its such a piss in my pants.
God this internet is so slow..its such a piss in my pants.
by Chip Shilpa August 6, 2011

by Adam Miller August 31, 2005

I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...
by pantswetter November 23, 2010
