Impenetrable bush

A large amount of hair located around the buttocks and anal region. Some people decide not to shave this region due to the fact that it renders the individual immune to any attempts at sodomy.

Dude 1: "Yo man, I heard your homeboy just got out of the pen, did he get it up the butt at all?"
Dude 2: "Nah doggy, that mutha fucka's ass has an impenetrable bush, no one got near that shit."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Imperative

Required or necessary

It is imperative you wear your pants to work

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

imperfect

Reality... The under-valued quirkiness that makes us uniquely awesome... The little parts of someone or something that the right person can see... And appreciate... And want... For they do not fit the mould or the majority, but they are the right fit where it counts. For the right people, imperfection is perfection.

Others see it as imperfect... And that makes it all the more perfect to me

by SmilingSmiler August 29, 2015

Impeachment

The process of a president basically being taken to court for crimes done while in power. It does NOT mean they’re getting removed from office, but they could be.

Impeachment has only had to happen with presidents Andrew Johnson, Bill Clinton, and Donald Trump.

by j1nk13s December 21, 2019

speech impediment

An Italian with no hands.

My Italian friend John has no hands, this is a speech impediment for him.

by chuckina May 20, 2009

Imperial system

Synonym for incorrect, appalling, or disgusting .

“Omg, that shirt looks horrible on you. It’s like, imperial system bad.”

by Haha pseudonym go brrr January 28, 2021

impeach

Just to clear things up for all those idiots out there who know shit about impeachment, TO IMPEACH A PRESIDENT IS NOT THE SAME AS PUTTING THEM OUT OF OFFICE.

To impeach the President or another federal official is to bring a formal charge of wrongdoing against the. The accused then goes to trial with the Senate acting as a court.

ACCORDING TO SECTION 4 OF ARTICLE II, NO PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES HAS EVER BEEN IMPEACHED. It is a common misconception and a very ignorant one at that. Both Clinton and Johnson were NOT impeached. It was not met to the full extent and by all rules on ANY accused president.

I honestly hope some of you learned something out there. It's scary to think about how clueless some people are about the National Government.

Even if George W. Bush were to be impeached, I highly doubt he will actually be put out of office.

by Zythum May 26, 2005