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immaculate exception

some one who the normal rules don't apply to; Jesse Mack Gore II Esquire; someone who has the ability to have the most irregular situations work out to their benefit; also someone who has to suffer the most outrageous negative situations that shouldn't be humanly possible
by Jscmack November 5, 2022
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Immaculata

Pronunciation(british): i:mæku:letæ

Nickname: Imma. i:mæ

As complex the name and pronunciation is so is the person. Polite but has a resting bitch face, she can get soft, sweet, cute, funny and caring when you are on her good side and get to know her, doesn't speak as much or in public, very analytical and detail-oriented, but gets confused and misunderstands at times due to overthinking, she sometimes doesn't care for a soul, but low-key does at the same time, depending on the person. She can be sarcastic and blunt at times, often procrastinates, lacks patience, hates unnecessary noise or noise. very firm in her beliefs but is open-minded. She is tolerating just don't cross her.
Immaculata is low-key the jack of all trade, although she is quite clueless at times.
by WatermelonSugaHiii November 21, 2021
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Premature Immaculation

When People put up Christmas Decorations way too early in the season I would call that "premature immaculation".
Fred and Martha put up all their Christmas Decorations the day before Thanksgiving... I call that a case of "premature immaculation".
by Artful Codger November 27, 2014
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immaculatize

The act of impregnating a virgin.
The most common age group to be immaculatized are teenage girls.
by strandoftime March 1, 2011
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Immaculate Curve

Godly equation to determine the youngest girl you can date.
Your age divided by 2, plus 5 = The age of the youngest girl you can date.
"Dude, she's 16, that's well within your immaculate curve."
by dsmonkey September 19, 2003
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illmaculate

Something soo ill and yet so clean. As seen with Immaculate, which means clean, spotless, it's used to describe something very "ill" thats perfect, spotless. Used in an exicted tense to compliment or intend to show the superiority of something. As someones pimping skills, which could be soo smooth, and perfect, or a song that is really tight.

Not sure the origin. It's out there, just not defined, and I randomly thought of it while sitting in a hot tub with some chicks and realized my pimping skills were "illmaculate".
Dang dude your pimping was soo illmaculate!

You rhymes are illmaculate!

That song is soooooo illmaculate dogg!
by Adam Alexander April 6, 2006
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When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.
Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!
by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009
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