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Everest-Icicle 

The act of taking a shit on Mount Everest, waiting for it to freeze, then inserting the icicle into another hikers anus.
Julia: Hey Jerry can I shove my Everest-Icicle in your Ice Crevasse?

Italian Icicle 

When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.
“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”

Radicate the icicle 

To make something previously weird/boring cool by doing it a lot.
Doctor 1: Since people picked their noses too much, we figured out its good for their health!
Doctor 2: That's one way to radicate the icicle.

Upside down Icicle

The upside down icicle is the hypothetical pint from a very specific pub in Pembrokeshire located in the (redacted) valley.

It is defined as a pint you could receive in the winter with a sharp icicle placed sharp side up in the pint concealed by the beer.

This is hypothetically used for when you’re being a bit of a cünt I said (redacted) valley pub.
You better stop being an assħole boi bach or she’ll give you an upside down icicle.