Ian

That one friend that is extremely shy and sensitive, but once you get to know him you realize he’s a caring asshole. He claims he likes to be alone, but enjoys company and uses excuses to talk to people. He’s got thick cheeks and fluffs for hair. Ian has an almost animal attraction due to his lack of person skills and arrogance, but his stupid jokes are nice i guess. He wears the same stinky tshirt to bed every day and somehow attracts girls. Ian has stinky sweat stains, but it adds to his manly man attraction. Ian is a big boy but forgets his meals so he’s a lanky boy too. His hobbies include being a smart ass and playing Nintendo games.

Damn Ian is about go get hair floofed

by IanFanPage October 5, 2020

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Ian

The best husband, an awsome friend, a sweet guy who is a genuine good guy.

That Ian sure loves his wife. Ians my best freind. Ian always takes care of his family.

by Ianslove February 5, 2010

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Ian

A sweet boy who I'm glad to have been friends with for so long. Can be categorized with an aesthetic stoner look along with a love of physical art (u kno u snacc)

Ians always been there through the years, you huge dork

by KneikKne;) June 27, 2018

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An Ian is an extremely special person. Yes, he's intelligent, witty, sarcastic, sweet and funny. He IS many, many things. He says exactly what he thinks and feels exactly when he wants to. Ian's can be patient so much so he might wait 9 years before revealing his true feelings for someone lucky enough to be the object of his affection. He's addictive like chocolate ~ with you always wanting more. An Ian is a very detail oriented person, he notices everything. Armed with his thoughts and good sized vocabulary women are sure to get moist when speaks. Ian's are very sexual and arouse easily. They crave deep intense sexual interaction with mainly Anime chicks. Ian's have very, very thick cocks and there is huge debate whether carpets and curtains match, but Ian's brush it off and say "you are color blind". Ian's always brighten your day and if you have one in your life... ( kind of like a leprechaun) don't ever let him go.
I love my Ian!

Person 1: omg, her boyfriend is sooo sweet & caring.

Person 2: His name must be Ian.

by old skank December 13, 2018

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