Husband

A leader to his wife and warrior for his family. He exudes strength. Honor will have meaning. He will protect his wife and family from harm, he confirms his bond to her with tokens and gifts to show all he knows that he is serious about the woman that he has selected. He will profess his love for her with a commitment. He will provide food, shelter and safety. A husband will protect you at all cost. He will share his dreams and fears with his wife to bond. He will easily love her and desire a family with her. He's selfless with his partner and make tough choices for the good of his family. He will love his wife passionately and in return she will be all encompassing

With tears of joy she has taken a new husband.

by Onlyaladywilldo March 5, 2018

karen's husband

Jeff or Steve, joins his obnoxious wife Karen in demanding to see a manager over the slightest perceived imperfection in service. Wears his socks pulled up with New Balance shoes (don't confuse him with your regular dad-type), drives a Hummer or oversized vehicle and takes up several parking spots every time. Will scream at you if you step on his lawn and won't tip if he thinks you're gay.

Karen's husband: Noun, verb
Manager to server: That Jeff wants you fired for bringing coffee that wasn't hot enough, even though it was fresh out of the carafe.

by MotherOfLesbians May 31, 2020

husband beater

form-fitting white ribbed tank top also known as a wife beater, but worn by females.

Girl 1: i went to target the other day and bought a 3-pack of husband beaters!
Girl 2: omg! give me one!

by goober412893729138 July 12, 2008

ex-husband

Male figure who can't get it thru his thick head that his ex wife wouldn't touch him again even if her life depended on it and tries to interfere with her marriage cuz he can't stand to see her with anyone else.

I still miss my ex-husband...but my aim is improving!

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

Husbandry

The characteristics that qualifies a man to be a good potential future husband.

Wow! There is a lot of husbandry in this room.

I love how he takes care of his kids, what great husbandry.

by lkelly29 August 12, 2018

Husband stealer

One who steals another person's husband.

Can you believe that ugly hag is a husband stealer?

by Daugher of a stolen husband December 29, 2008

husband, father, Conservative

A label a shallow person gives to themselves on internet profiles to mask the fact that they are lacking in empathy. This label is a euphemism that broadcasts to others that they, too, wish to undermine social supports for the less fortunate while reliving the tax burden on the wealthy job creators, without explicitly saying so. They prefer to live in suburbia, or on ranches. They prefer to watch Fox News or another Rupert Murdoch owned media outlet as a primary source of information. They have not travelled much. They are usually caucasian. They have probably not read 1984. The person may also be sociopath.

Politically, they will always support their local version of the "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party," always expecting that the "leopards" will eat the faces of others.

Likes Mike Pence. Dislikes Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and anyone else Fox News says is bad.

Look for this label on social media sites like Linkedin, Twitter, and facebook.

1. As a husband, father, and Conservative, I just want to ban abortion, undermine women's rights, and cut taxes for the rich.

2. A dedicated husband, father, and Conservative wore his MAGA hat on the way to the NRA barbecue to discuss his concerns about white replacement with his friends.

3. "Is 'husband, Father, Conservative' some kind of dog whistle code for jackass?" she asked after checking the commenter's profile.

4. Also see: sociopath, MAGAt, Conservatism

by youseepee February 5, 2020