Hump Riding

To be transported from one place to another while being seated comfortably on the well-apportioned derriere of an elderly woman.

Mertrude, I gotta go to the store, time for some hump riding.

by indierockranger April 28, 2010

Dirty Hump Nuts

After a night of straight banging, your ball sack has a sticky crust of dried semen and vaginal secretion on it.

your at the breakfast table after a night of good scroggin talking to your house mate:

"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"

"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."

you itch your ball sack

"oh man!"

"what dude?"

"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."

by Dick Spillin December 1, 2009

Celestial Hump Fuck

A username commonly used on PC games to kill and own noobs on while making them think...

Ali "Who the Fuck is this guy? LOL"

Riley "I have no idea, but I'm embarrassed he's beating us but his username 'Celestial Hump Fuck' is so fucking epic man!."

by Celestial Hump Fuck January 22, 2013

hump the swag

1. to hump a white boy that either thinks he's a nigga or is a wanna-be hood rat or gangster in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male dominance. 2. (More Rarely) to hump any male with excessive "street cred" or elevated status in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male Dominance.

1,2- Excuse me while I hump the swag.

by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

Humby

A man who has a very grubby beard and must have a minecraft girlfriend (preferably indian) also is usually incredibly racist

Person 1 - Damn I haven't shaved in weeks and have been getting them minecraft bitches

Person 2 - bro u becoming a humby

by ____________hubba March 18, 2022

Eye-hump

To stare at someone in a creepy, sexual way, usually for several minutes without blinking or stopping when the person being eye-humped realizes he/she is being mentally undressed (and doesn't even want to think what else) by the eye-humper. If done right, very unnerving.

"Elmo likes to eye-hump you!"

by Natepalm October 19, 2003

three day hump

The difficult period of the first three days of substaining from an addictive substance or habit. It is often the case that when you're trying to avoid doing something that you are addicted to, the earliest parts of it (often three days) are the hardest. The something addictive can smoking, drugs, alcohol, fast food or even a close and intense relationship. Once the inital peroid is up, however, the quitting, abstintence and rehabilitation process is more bearable on a day-by-day basis.

"Go easy on Mike today, he's quitting cigarettes. And he's still on the second day of the three day hump."

by November7 September 15, 2006