Hump hair

The style in which one's hair is arranged after a good rogering.

People can tell you've just had sex because now you have hump hair.

by @catstevens March 22, 2015

Cunted hump

A fool, an idiot or a wasted space. A term to describe someone, usually a woman, that has done something that has exceeded all expectations of stupidity.

Woman: "While backing your new car out of the garage I accidently wiped off the side mirror"

Man: "You great cunted hump!!"

by Mickyboy January 24, 2007

hump trophy

A cute child created from a sexual act, the fruit of your loins, procreation of a mini-me.

"How many hump trophies do you have?" "I have two hump trophies that I am aware of but there could be more that I don't know about, since I love to spread my Jiz everywhere." "Aleksandr is my only hump trophy, I am one and done!"

by DDshmutzy May 11, 2018

Pump and Hump

When a woman's breast milk is used as a sexual lubricant.

"My wife is still breastfeeding, so I asked if she was down for a pump and hump."

by Fappus the Bold April 10, 2009

over the hump

This idiom has several meanings:

1. over the most difficult part of something; past a midpoint of something, but not in relation to a particular age.

2. intoxicated on a drug(s).

3. an album by the band called the Kelly Family in 2004.

Things will be easy from now on. When you get over the hump, life is so much better.

Make me over the hump.

Benny is over the hump now. He is way stoned. This stuff makes you sick at first. Then suddenly you are over the hump and floating.

by Krumpsley January 20, 2012

hump-catting

While sometimes regarded as a "Side-Effect" of drinking PowerThirst, it is, in actuality, a Crystal Meth induced ability to Emit, or Blast Out prismatic Cheetahs/Leopards (depending on the user, and extent of use) from the Chest or Groin regions.

The Many-Colored Felines travel with such force that even Andre the Giant would have no Hope of withstanding the Impact.

"Alright bitch, empty the register, or I will hump-cat your brown ass!"

"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"

"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"

by Malachi Tate July 11, 2008

deer humping

the act of going out at night around christmas and taking the little fake deer made out of christmas lights and placing them so that they look like they are partaking in sexual intercourse

Dude, last night I went deer humping and hit twelve houses!!!

by Jdavis116 December 09, 2005