huber

probably the smartest man one could ever meet

Just ask Huber. He'll know what to do.

by coach hall December 28, 2005

Humbert

1. An adult (usually male) who harbors and/or expresses inappropriate affections for a minor. From the character of the same name in Vladmir Nabokov's infamous novel Lolita.

2. An inanimate object of the same description.

"My French teacher just stares at the cheerleaders all during class. He's such a Humbert!"

by loveyouto October 1, 2005

habert

Habert is a great companion and usually loves puzzles. He loves to hide from people.

Habert is a great companion.

by Habert January 7, 2018

Humberto

A name for anyone who is inherently awesome . Humbertos are known to be trustworthy and noble. They are full of courage and stamina . Humbertos are chivalrous and kind.

Woman : Ahhh that man stole my purse ?

Humberto: I'll get him!
Woman: Why,Humberto,you saved the day!

by i<3humbertoes February 4, 2012

hunert

One Hundred. Central Southern Mid-Western corruption of 'one hundred'.

"Started printin' me some hunert dollar bills, but my crayon broke."

by Cosmo Polaski September 12, 2008

Humbert

The narrator of Vladimir Nabokov's 'Lolita'. Humbert (who is about 36) falls in love with Lolita (who is around 12 when he first meets her), and the two have a bizarre sexual relationship, even though he is her stepfather. Humbert is a complex character, and despite the fact he ruined Lolita's childhood, readers often end up pitying him at the end of the book, when he declares his love for Lolita and tries to fix what he has done by trying to protect Lolita.

Teacher : It's not wrong to feel sorry for Humbert when you finish the book.

by HelloHumbert August 8, 2013

Huerto

A pimp ass nigga from the bay.

That foo Huerto is hella Huerto

by Euguene December 5, 2003