desperate housewives

Tragically predictable replacement for Sex And The City. No doubt held to make revolutionary statements about Men and Women.

I do so love Desperate Housewives. Ooh look, Gender Issues. My favourite.

by Mantrain March 8, 2005

stupid housewife

someone who has been a housewife for many years and they have become fat and unattractive, even if they used to be thin and attractive. They no longer knows what is going on in the outside world so become incredibly self centred and believe that their non existant problems actually matter. So are very boring, ugly and fat. If their husband has any sense, will get a divorce.

guy 1: dude his mum is so not a milf
guy 2: no shes a total stupid housewife
guy 1: guess we will have to find a new house to hang out in!

My wife has become a total stupid housewife, im filing for divorce so i can get a new model!

by aloysha April 26, 2009

housewife

promounced 'uss-uff' - is what sailor's used to take to sea with them (because they couldn't take their wives or girlfriends). Namely a sewing kit - for making repairs to clothes.

Got your housewife, Jack?

by lickytongue April 30, 2008

Housewife

A common misconception among men, regarding the care and concern a woman does not really feel about the house falling down around them!

Ex. "If it fits in a toaster, I can cook it" the smiling housewife said.

by Mossleigh November 14, 2013

Really Desperate Housewives

Straight Porn, A girl and a guy fucking

I was watching some "really desperate housewives" last night, while i jacked off.

by FDAMAN July 14, 2011

Horsedisease

When a person is freakishly obsessed with horses that it causes them to loose focus on the real world. These people are known to have braided hair and wear cowboy boots when they are clearly not around horses. And they are socially akward.

Girl #1: Why is Heather crying?
Girl #2: Because the horse got shot in the movie...
Girl #1: The guy riding the horse died also!...
Girl #2: She doesn't care about humans...only horses!
Girl #1: Does she have Horsedisease?!?!?
Girl #2: hmmm well shes wearing cowboy boots to school...Oh and she has her hair braided! and she happens to be the most akward person ive ever met...So yeah she must have Horsedisease!
Girl #1: I hear you can't cure that...

by ParrotLuver January 23, 2011

desperate housewife

when your girl is on her hands and knees moppin' up the dirty dirty in the kitchen, surprise her with your broomstick and clean out the cobwebs.

My desperate housewife was on her hands and knees so I cleaned out her cobwebs.

by Arica Thiel, Elizabeth Miller, Lora Gill November 17, 2005