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A sweet, smart, considerate, handsome person. Someone who makes people laugh. Smile is adorable. When he smiles it makes you smile. Makes people feel comfortable. A very enjoyable person. Has beautiful long eye lashes and gorgeous brown skin. Intriguing brown eyes. Very clean. He loves shoes. Favorite color is red. He doesn't like t.v. Thinks about others and speaks intelligently and sweetly. The best you'll ever have. Someone who is very smart and good at math. Lovable, and hard to forget or let go.
Person 1: I love being around Hosea, he's so sweet.

Person 2: And he's really funny.!!
Hosea by D!@/@ April 10, 2010
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Hosea is a fecking badass , however , he is one of the most intelligent people ever to exist , but cross him and he will literally gun you down where you stand , one day he will have a heroic death. Saving others from death .
Random idiot " Feck you Hosea "
Hosea * Shoots gun once *

*Headshot*
Hosea by IIMINUTEMENII June 4, 2019

hose fuck 

the act of a male sliding a woman's worn pantyhose or stocking on his erect penis and fuck the nylon.
She removed her sheer pantyhose and offered them to me for a hose fuck.
hose fuck by hosefucker December 1, 2003

UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE 

Used by Vinny Barbarino, in welcome back kotter, as a scape-goat for extreme frustration, or backed into a corner and no intellegent answer is thought of.
"so where were you last night?"
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"up your nose with a rubber hose!!!!"
Hosea is very cute, he is very quiet and thoughtful and thinks about things many times before he does them. He likes to think of things thoroughly. He’s organized and smart, he’s kind and considerate. He’s mature and responsible. He’s dependable and honest. He’s the kind of guy you want to have on your team.
Hosea
Hosea by Palmtree beach 🏖 April 12, 2019
An extremely trashy woman. Generally described by each of the following:
Chain Smoker
+50
Unemployed
Dresses like a skank
Addicted to crack
Look! It's a drunken hosebag!
hosebag by Scott April 3, 2003

hosehead 

Take off, you hosehead!
hosehead by Nunc August 6, 2002