Hockey is the greatest sport ever! It is a full contact sport that requires speed, strength, and balance. It is mainly enjoyed in Canada, Russia, the United States (YEA BOY!), Finland, Sweden, the Czech Republic, and other countries with colder climates. On international levels, the Canadian team, Russian team, and the American team are consistently good. Unfortunately, as with other sports, there are always fans trying to ruin the experience (mainly elitist Canadians that think that Americans don't appreciate it enough. Tell that to my face, I dare you.)
Notable Names: Wayne Gretzky, Mike Modano, Chris Chelios, Arturs Irbe, the list goes on.
Notable Teams: Montreal Canadiens, Detroit Red Wings, Any Original Six Team.
Notable Names: Wayne Gretzky, Mike Modano, Chris Chelios, Arturs Irbe, the list goes on.
Notable Teams: Montreal Canadiens, Detroit Red Wings, Any Original Six Team.
Person 1: Dude! Did you see the hockey game last night?
Person 2: You mean the Sharks and Kings? Hell yeah I did!
Person 1: That hit by Demers was hard!
Person 2: Maybe this will be the year?
Person 1: After 20 years, I hope it is!
TOGETHER: GO SHARKS!!!!!
Person 2: You mean the Sharks and Kings? Hell yeah I did!
Person 1: That hit by Demers was hard!
Person 2: Maybe this will be the year?
Person 1: After 20 years, I hope it is!
TOGETHER: GO SHARKS!!!!!
by Inub0i November 19, 2010
Get the Hockeymug. hockey: A "real sport", which you go and enjoy. their is always action. unlike baseball, where your just stand there and hit a ball. Woah! fun! not.
soccor too. thats for bitchezz
soccor too. thats for bitchezz
guy1: Hey lets go play some soccor!
guy2: u call that a sport? cmon bro, grow a pair.play some hockey
guy2: u call that a sport? cmon bro, grow a pair.play some hockey
by mikes183438 April 12, 2010
Get the Hockeymug. Hockey is the best fucking sport ever!!!! Often confused with the sucky sport of "field hockey" Super hot when played by girls.. A much better sport than baseball. Hockey is extremely exciting, unlike baseball which is like watching grass grow. Many people think that hockey is easy, and its "a bunch of morons sliding around on ice" however, if a basketball, football, lacrosse, baseball, or field hockey player tried to play, in most instances, they would epicly fail. However, if a hockey player tried playing basketball, football, lacrosse, baseball, or field hockey, they would own because to play hockey you have to be extremely athletic.
Person 1: dude, were you watching the baseball game?
Person 2: HELL NO!! The stanley cup was on last night you idiot!
Person 1: hockey sucks..
Person 2: I sugest you leave now before your missing more teeth than bobby clarke
Person 2: HELL NO!! The stanley cup was on last night you idiot!
Person 1: hockey sucks..
Person 2: I sugest you leave now before your missing more teeth than bobby clarke
by casiexox7 May 18, 2011
Get the Hockeymug. a sport, that in the USA, nobody cares about. At all. Mostly because Americans have far better sports to watch, Like Football, Basketball, and Baseball. I have tremendous respect for hockey and it's players, and I watch every Duck's game I can, but to honestly compare it to Football, Basketball, or Baseball is just rediculous.
Canadien: Oh did you catch that Hockey game yesterday?
American: Hockey? They dont even have that on TV in America most of the time.
Canadien: WHAT!? NO HOCKEY!? HOW CAN YOU LIVE!?
American: Well, usually I like to watch Football, Basketball, or Baseball.
Canadien: HA! FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE GAY STEROID MONKEYS, BASKETBALL PLAYERS ARE PUSSYS AND BASEBALL IS THE FUCKIN MOST BORING AND GAY SPORT EVER!
American: Go watch some hockey fag
Canadien: Ok
American: Hockey? They dont even have that on TV in America most of the time.
Canadien: WHAT!? NO HOCKEY!? HOW CAN YOU LIVE!?
American: Well, usually I like to watch Football, Basketball, or Baseball.
Canadien: HA! FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE GAY STEROID MONKEYS, BASKETBALL PLAYERS ARE PUSSYS AND BASEBALL IS THE FUCKIN MOST BORING AND GAY SPORT EVER!
American: Go watch some hockey fag
Canadien: Ok
by Spikesy July 5, 2006
Get the Hockeymug. Hockey is a form of homosexual intercourse in which 2 to 5 men lean over a glass table, nude. They use their erect penis' to push an ice cube around until it melts. The last penis to touch the ice cube before it is immovable has to perform anal sex - to completion - with all players.
"Damn, I'm gay for you tonight. Let's invite Chad, Damien & Manny over to get silly and play some Hockey."
by Baankou April 19, 2019
Get the Hockeymug. by qwqesdfgere5rhtrshrt May 2, 2019
Get the Hockeymug. Some sort of rudimentary sport where white Catholic players are armed with sticks and beat the shit out of each other. I think it is still played in the north somewhere. Since afro's are too smart to live up there where it's too cold to screw, the contests are rarely shown on TV, especially when there's a golf tournament somewhere.
He: "I tell ya, that Wayne Gretzky is the greatest athlete of all time!"
She: "That's 'cause Afro's don't play hockey.
She: "That's 'cause Afro's don't play hockey.
by hoze-a October 15, 2006
Get the Hockeymug.