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Mexican Hillbilly

Usually lives 20 - 30 miles outside of a medium to large metropolitan city. They're culture includes pointy boots, mobile homes, lifted trucks blaring regional mexican music to a decibel level beyond the threshold of the average human being. They proudly display multiple flags in their front yard, camp or mobile home that are largely made up of the Mexican Flag, the dixie flag, an American Flag & a dallas cowboys flag. Additionally Mexican Hillbilly consume massive quantities of alocohol and usually smoke copius amounts of reefer. you can find them bar hopping in packs looking for a good ol' southern girl to impregnate.
Bro. ? Check out this guy yo . . . . . . . . . . he's got those pointy boots on and dancing with that hot look'n red head. Dude ! I know that guy ! . . . . . . . . .. he's that Mexican Hillbilly that's in that in that mariachi morrissey tribute band. Dude plays the big ass bass guitar thing man. He's bad Ass too !!!!!!
by outlaw josie whales January 9, 2017
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Ghetto Hillbilly

A individual who is such a damn-ass hillbilly that they have been evicted from all the local trailer parks.
He now resides in the closest possible place they could drag the Double-Wide Mansion on wheels with his cousin Bubba's Riding Lawnmower.
Steven: I got kicked out of "GOLDEN ACRES" and "CASAS DEL AMIGOS".

Jimbo: You Ghetto Hillbilly. They kicked you out of the mexi-roll villa. Them illegals ain't even got no Green Cards. Where the Sam-Hell you and Bertha gonna live?

Steven: I'm livin' at the intersection of Hwy 99 and County Road 31. Bubba's fuckin' John Deere broke down on my way to the park. I was tryin' to squat on that fancy Government land. They's got toilets and showers. God damn Fancy-Pants Bastards.
by Funkytown66 February 27, 2008
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Hillbilly Palace

A large but not fancy dwelling generally 10,000+ square feet and including a 3000+ square foot shop. Built by an ambitious hillbilly after he reaches his mid-life crisis.
My dad reached his mid life crisis but a new truck just wouldn't do, so we built the hillbilly palace instead.
by Ryan 53rb3rt June 17, 2010
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Hillbilly pencil holder

The buttcrack. You can keep your pencils there, if you flex.
I bent over to pick up the pencil I dropped, but my friend stuck his pencil in my crack and yelled "hillbilly pencil holder!"
by EDKirk June 1, 2011
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Hillbilly Bitch Slap

The act of hitting someone with any piece of cast iron cookware.
Jane got so angry at her husband while she was making fried chicken, her only course of action was the tried and true Hillbilly Bitch Slap.
by Sarahmae79 January 9, 2009
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hillbilly nose blow

To blow ones nose without kleenex. This can only be accomplished by plugging one s nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible. Very similar to farmer snort
Alex was outside so he didn't have access to any kleenex. He simply performed a hillbilly nose blow to clean out his nose.
by TTM May 15, 2005
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hillbilly round and round

NASCAR or any other racing event where there are thousands of white folks.
hillbilly round and round, more fun than kissing your sister....NOT!
by D0c July 14, 2006
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