bomb helmet

Very satisfying felatio.

Jenaveve gave me some bomb helmet.

by MC Mantis August 8, 2008

tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape

Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker

by Drake50s January 29, 2018

war helmet

putting an erected cock and balls over a girls head preferably after a BJ.

I made that ho wear a huge war helmet after she gave my unit a thurough licking.

by Quagmire April 3, 2003

mushroom war helmet

the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.

oooooh check out this ,
a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.

by [e-mail] March 18, 2008

Helmet

A helmet is someone who tries too hard and thinks they are proper top like they're on par with the head of a penis. Ironically however they are more like a skid mark on an old mans pair of gruds

Helmet: I ran 10k in 30mins today.
You: save it you fucking prick I'll bang you out if you carry on like that you helmet

by Lee The King July 23, 2017

Helmet stand

When you can stand and balance on your penis or cock with no support from anyother limb.

I can do ten cock pushes and a helmet stand!!!!

by BigDNash January 24, 2019

helmet wearing window licker

A helmet wearing window licker is someone who acts as if they pass their time day to day by wearing a helmet, and licking windows, in other words a retard

That man over there is such a helmet wearing window licker.

by Setfu777 March 25, 2021