A Helen Keller Moment is an experience of extraordinary insight that cannot be explained by simple linear reasoning.
I was fucking blind and deaf and a lady ran water over my hand while making finger gestures into my other hand and I figured out that shit meant water. -Helen Keller (having the canonical Helen Keller Moment)
by Leonardo Polo September 18, 2018
When I chick gets a wad in both eyes, both ears, and still has a cock in her mouth so she can't yell.
by backrow boys August 19, 2009
If you're dating a blind girl (having her period) and she wants you to talk dirty to her while fisting her, the only way to do this is by the Bloody Helen Keller.
by Ace Feely January 24, 2007
This is done when you are standing, and a girl is on her knees giving you oral sex. Just before you cum pull you shaft out of her mouth, while at the same time boxing both her ears at the same time. Then finish by exploding into her eyes. When this is done right she should be deaf, blind and feel dumb for letting you do it to her.
by iceman marcus November 30, 2009
Women's pants that are extremely tight and completely display the shape of the female genitalia including but not limited to the vulva and labia majora.
by chazzzzzz December 27, 2006
When a guy is about to cum from head, he grabs the back of the girl's head and forces his D down her wind pipe and cums all over her vocal cords (rendering her unable to speak), he then pulls his dick out, blows his ball snot into the bitch's eyes and then in both of her ears (rendering her blind and deaf), thus the girl resembles an angry Helen Keller.
"My wife and I wanted to try something new, so I gave her an angry Helen Keller and now she wants a divorce."
"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."
"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."
by Ben J. L. November 8, 2006
A specific person you know that you purposely put boxes in front of so they trip and fall over them.
Person 1: Sometimes I place cats and shoes in front of my mom. So, when she gets up to walk, she trips on them. Haha, it's funny, I know, and it's probably not very nice, but she is MY Helen Keller.
Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*
Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*
by Petey Mik {Inspired by Marie} May 2, 2008