A day of hard labor for mom digging holes, building fences and stacking wood without pay, but good fringe benefits; bbqs, boating, cabin weekends, bin fires, etc
by Longshotlee April 01, 2024
this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!
fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!
by talukderlover98 May 09, 2024
The act of shoving a dredil up another's ass. Typically also shoving your fist up the ass too to make the dredil go up higher
by Bigdaddysausage March 31, 2016
by Bigdaddysausage April 18, 2016
When you break an item in half with the intention of sharing and you keep the larger half for yourself.
by Brogantac August 11, 2017
When a Non-Jewish person needs a professional service from a Jewish person. Could be used by the acronym HAYH, or as the conjugation demands.
Spencer: I need your help, I know you're good at accounting. Could I call you later this week to look at my company's books?
Joshua: For sure, Holler at Your Hebrew.
PJ: Thanks, I'll HAMH later today to set up a time.
Joshua: For sure, Holler at Your Hebrew.
PJ: Thanks, I'll HAMH later today to set up a time.
by Mike109999 May 05, 2022
Hebrew word-contractions can save time when asking follow-up questions, such as, "Jew have a chance to think over my business-proposal yet?" Juts be careful who you say it in front of, though, so as not to offend anyone with affiliation or beliefs in Judaism.
by QuacksO April 10, 2019