Hemdroid

A noun which is a portmanteau of "hemorrhoid" and "Android."

A "hemdroid" is when an Android device shits the bed. If your Android phone suddenly dies and won't turn on, it is having a "hemdroid."

"I just tried to use my smart-phone and it won't turn on unless I take out the battery and then put it back in. I think it has a hemdroid!"

by Steafan August 26, 2013

Hemdroid

A Hemdroid is a hardcore Android fan who gets itchy, red and irritated every time Apple releases a new product that competes with their sacred droid device. Most hemdroids spend their time trolling Apple announcements bashing Apple fans. This is also referred to as "hemdroidal flare up".

Man, I was trying to learn about the features of the new iPhone, but the hemdroids were like locust!

by TheSodaKid September 18, 2014

Headboard Hangover

Headache derived from repeatedly having one's head banged against the headboard during sex.

This morning's walk-of-shame included a raging headboard hangover.

by Joy Lovewell June 18, 2015

thomas headon

has a nose ring

is swag

likes to vibe

he looks at girls in the car window

do you know thomas headon ??
yeah he’s so swag

by toemasheadon June 20, 2021

Infants in a headlock

Used to describe a buxom woman, whose breasts resemble infants held under the arms.

Look at that, man. Katie has some infants in a headlock.

What?

I mean she's stacked, dude. Stacked.

by AbbieNormal July 8, 2010

Headtop

The top of an organism's head. A tier 6 roast, gaining usage and may one day become a holy meme.

Rohan's headtop look like a whole tortilla bowl reflected over rX=-Y

by CashMoneyJesus January 22, 2019

Max Headroom

Appeared first in 1985, last seen in 1988.

A pseudo computer generated parody of the embodiment of 1980s late night talk show hosts, and metaphor of a talking head.

Plastic-like appearance and usually stands in front of a backdrop of moving horizontal lines.

Was essentially the original troll, had a stuttering speech pattern and shilled for ‘New Coke’.

Person 1: I saw that one plastic looking guy on TV again.

Person 2: Oh that talking head? I love M-m-m-m-Max Headroom!

by Mmmax October 9, 2020