Harp

Number 117
Megalovania harp
The last thing you would want in your Megalovania recreation is someone’s harp, but as it turns out that’s what you get.

ayo bruv yk that weird ass melody in megalovania

ymean da harp?
yh

oh yh that one lol

by TakenUsernameyea June 23, 2022

Rusty Harp

When a male eats a female’s asshole while simultaneously fingering her vagina with a minimum of two fingers

Oh God, Oh wow, I walked into the nutrition room and saw Salman giving Karina a Rusty Harp.

by pikachu AA June 14, 2021

turkmenistanian harp

When you braid your partners butt hairs and tape them to the side and then pluck them like a harp whilst your partner plays your wiener like a flute

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Wanna do the Turkmenistanian Harp?
Person 1: Sure

by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025

harp

harp could mean "not cool", "dude that suuuucks", or "so not rad".

origin: Bridgette Lauria, August 24th 2020

"I heard she got caught with drugs."
"Dude... Harp."

by #ABIYS October 26, 2020

harp

A portmanteau of "hip" and "sharp"; usually used to describe a person's look or manner of dress.

That dude is always in the latest style and everything is a perfect fit. A totally harp look!!

by Travelingmankc April 8, 2023

harp

The amazing harp, usually small in size, but very suitable to pass time with

Well how's harp doing?
She's being short again.

by kyono the gremlin March 9, 2022

Total Harps

A phrase developed by some weird kid from Kettering, Ohio in the 1980's meaning "totally awesome".

"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"

"Total Harps dude!"

by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025