it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke

z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016

work hard and play hard

Buzzword (technically phrase) frequently used to describe the 'culture' of a company, particularly startups or larger corps trying to project a cool image. In serious usage it's intended to imply that while there's a lot to do it's never thankless and that employees enjoy the experience overall; in practice, it generally means you're going to be working a lot of late nights without overtime for fear you won't be seen as a 'team player'; if you're lucky, this is recompensed by an open bar at the company holiday party.

You're probably not lucky, if you've taken a job where this was supposed to be one of the selling points.

"This is a really vibrant, growing organization. People love it here. We work hard and play hard." -- an interviewer you should not trust with your life or your livelihood. Run.

by ardith March 22, 2013

hard agree

Slang: To agree with something/someone very much

...
Guy: we should definitely meet up later tonight ;)

Girl: Hard agree :)

by Ripsilver07 December 5, 2018

Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry

To remain optimistic and in good spirits even in hard times, while also staying composed and ready for anything.

Times are tough everywhere man, just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and you’ll make it through.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 6, 2021

Hard Apple

A rock solid shit built up in your colon, ready to tear you a new asshole the second you sit on the toilet

John: “Where’s Noah?”
Marvin: “He’s in the bathroom, he said he had a hard apple shit built up, feel sorry for the guy.”

by NoahJPhi February 11, 2020

these fishsticks are hard as tits

extreme expression of dissaproval; derived from the tourettes guy

one day billy bob gets fired and exclaims:'these fishsticks are hard as tits!!"

by ninjamann13 June 27, 2007

Hard af

Extremely simple: hard as fuck.
Adjective.
Most often used as a compliment of people who seem tougher or more weathered than others.

"All of us in suits man? We would look hard af"

"Dude, we are hard af in this"

by Seriousfool June 7, 2013