[Jack-hammered]

When one is so hammered (drunk) on drinking large quantiies of Jack Daniels' Whiskey that they don't even know their own name.

Good thing Ray was brought back to the motel last night by his friends, because after drinking a pint of JD he was totally jack-hammered.

by busterboner February 8, 2010

Shit-Hammered

Being VERY drunk

"I was so shit-hammered lastnight i dont remember a thing"

"I cant wait to get Shit-hammered tonight"

by Joker22 February 16, 2010

shit hammered

The state of being in a shit storm. When you are shit hammered you generally have commited a crime against nature, or have committed an illeagal act such as genocide, and you are being called on the carpet for it.

I got shit hammered after my wife figured out that I had a huge stash of midget clown porn.

by uzi4u July 15, 2007

hammered

when a girl is really ugly, or just looks terrible.

Damn, that girl is hammered.

by sjl22 December 10, 2009

Hammered

The situation of a women who is fucked so hard (in a positive way) and fast that she surely can't walk the next day

Are here jeans to tight? - No, she got hammered last night.

by Ewald December 28, 2005

hammeredassblackedoutdrunk

the drunkest you have every been and do not remember anything for the next 2 days.

Dude I was so hammeredassblackedoutdrunk last night I don't remember anything.

by Joshua Gerrard August 22, 2007

hammered hat

An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.

After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.

by Randolph The Great April 25, 2014