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Reverse hamburger

The act of thrusting a penis in between a woman's butt cheeks to cause ejaculation, while the woman reaches under and squeezes the scrotum tightly and shakes vigorously.
banging a chick doggie style and then pulling out and sticking your dick in between her butt cheeks and fucking them while she reaches behind and grabs the shit out of your balls untill you nut. This is known as the " Reverse hamburger "
by jastlye March 13, 2009
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rectal haberdashery

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.
You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?
by rm_you November 3, 2005
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hambridges

pronunciation: ham-brij-iz
slang or code name for marijuana or pot. Often used when trying be secretive about the subject matter, or just cause it sounds funny
John: "do you know where I can find some hambridges?"
Jane: Yeah, I heard Bob had some green beef.
by ninjaturtle86 November 20, 2007
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Hamburgence

(noun; pronounced: ham-BURR-jenss) Hamburgence is a physiologically-induced state of mind; one that combines all the mystery and intrigue of the human digestive processes, and the related cascade of coma-inducing neurotransmitter chemicals in response to the consumption, and subsequent OVERFILL of - specifically - incredibly fatty foods: primarily hamburgers.

The chubby kid in the booth at McDonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached a plainly obvious state of.... HAMBURGENCE.

As he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act, thereby surrendering to his body's fat-saturated, blubbery condition - albeit temporarily.

He is hamburgent; hamburgent he is.
Johnny: "We should hit the road now, if we're going to make it to the hotel in time to check in."
Gordo: "I....can't....move...ughhhnnn"
Johnny: "Oh no, you didn't... My back hurts today, I can't carry you again!"
Gordo: "I am sorry....but....I...I...." (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)
Johnny: "Dude - your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. I've had enough of your blubbery! Get up!!"

Gordo: "zzzzzz....zzzzz...."
by Astral Dissection November 18, 2011
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Haibert

Hairy legs with lice in them....most likely to be short
Haibert has lots of leg hair
by mehe111 September 9, 2011
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hamburger stand

noun. A word used to describe a girl who, much like a hamburger stand on free hamburger day, gives it out for free. Usually something you may want to avoid, as there is a greater risk of acquiring infectious disease.
Person 1: Man, I could really use a bite of something nice tonight.
Person 2: Why not call Jill? I heard it's free hamburger day every day over there.
Person 1: Yeah, I'd have to make a preemptive appointment at the clinic for that hamburger stand..
by Opalarmada October 6, 2011
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Hameer

In 2 Hameers, the sun will set.
by Da Physicist June 16, 2013
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