alabama ham sandwich 

The sexual act of placing a piece of Kraft singles American cheese in between your lovers butt cheeks and proceeding to have sex with their butt using your penis

Girl go to the fridge and heat up your buns. Tonight my body craves an Alabama ham sandwich.

alabama ham sandwich by The South October 19, 2013

Hot Ham Sandwich 

The old one-two, a quickie, chocking the chicken, and wonking your cronker.
To masturbate over dinner.

Chris took so long to leave his house because he had to finish his hot ham sandwich

Hot Ham Sandwich by moomaster January 16, 2010

New York Ham Sandwich 

This sexual act is performed when a boy puts his penis between his boy/girlfriend's buttocks, and then proceeding to suck it . It resembles a hot dog. The term "ham sandwich" is created because the boy's penis is the ham, and the buttocks are the two pieces of bread making the sandwich.

I just had a New York Ham Sandwich with Jane!

New York Ham Sandwich by xtremelampshade February 4, 2009

Sad Ham Sandwich 

A sad excuse for a person
A mediocre person
ham, ham sandwich

My husband is a sad ham sandwich.

Sad Ham Sandwich by Total Man201818 May 18, 2018

Kansas Ham Sandwich

Two Kansas males have a three-way encounter with a male pig. where one sucks the pigs dick while the other anally sodomizes it. After wards they butcher the hog and make ham sandwiches from it.

Matt and Doug enjoyed an afternoon Kansas Ham sandwich with lots of Mayo.

Kansas Ham Sandwich by BERTNERNIE October 21, 2011

shea's ham sandwich 

A blow job as defined by the cath lab. Best served on your knees.

Give me a blow job and shea's ham sandwich now woman!
The pharmacy has cost a Shea's ham sandwich often because of slowness. Many ham sandwiches owed.
Shea's ham sandwich not the same as a Sam's hotdog all the way. Or Is It.

shea's ham sandwich by rnm1234 December 23, 2007

Canadian steamer ham sandwich 

When you put your dick between two slices of whole wheat bread and at the same time you shit on a girls chest and she films it.

She was crazy, she asked for a Canadian steamer ham sandwich.

Canadian steamer ham sandwich by zsherm February 25, 2007