ham and sausage sandwich

the act of performing sexual intercourse upon a hammy fanny or any vagina

wanna make a ham and sausage sandwich?

by offoluke October 2, 2008

Ham and Cheese Sandwich

British slang for masturbation

Eddie was working from home, so had a ham and cheese sandwich

by WestwoodInTheHouse May 31, 2012

Ham Sandwiched

Getting surprisingly blacked out when you didn’t plan to.

I got ham sandwiched last night, and I only asked for a grilled cheese.

by Kayla Kix January 26, 2021

ham sandwiched

When you get pumped so hard that your vagina turns into a ham sanwich.

‘I got absolutely ham sandwiched last night’

by thisiserin June 29, 2018

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss April 9, 2018

hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.

I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy

by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017

Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)

I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.

by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022