A woman you might see Sunday morning driving on the freeway or at a restrant for breakfast looking like she had a one night stand and never cleaned up after it was over
by Dirty girls September 23, 2013
Get the Nut hagmug. A female of indeterminate age who expresses a determined and voluble preference for Pit Bull type dogs, rather than her fellow humans. A Pit hag is usually either a young woman without children, or an older woman whose children have left home. Denied appropriate objects of maternal affections, these women focus on a type of dog that appears to need 'protecting' from media attention when they maul or kill someone (which they do rather often).
The Pit Hag is subject to instant unstoppable outrage and unwise protectionism, often to be found in news commenting sections, abusing the victim of the dog attack, blaming the owner of the dog, or various sundry and unlikely 'catalysts' such as the weather or the sound of a lawn-mower.
The Pit Hag is a creature of modernity, given her platform thanks to social media. In the case of older Pit Hags, we very often see 'adoption' of unwanted Pit Bulls from rescue societies, sometimes several of them - this fulfills the Pit Hag's need to nurture and protect, although very often she is the unhappy recipient of violent attacks from her unruly 'children'. The more youthful version of the Pit hag is usually a teenager or a woman in her 20's with delayed maturity issues, who groups together with other like-minded individuals in the name of 'animal rights'. This unfortunately translates in the mind of a Pit Hag as an animal's 'right' to maul or kill someone, conferring no rights to their victims.
The Pit Hag is subject to instant unstoppable outrage and unwise protectionism, often to be found in news commenting sections, abusing the victim of the dog attack, blaming the owner of the dog, or various sundry and unlikely 'catalysts' such as the weather or the sound of a lawn-mower.
The Pit Hag is a creature of modernity, given her platform thanks to social media. In the case of older Pit Hags, we very often see 'adoption' of unwanted Pit Bulls from rescue societies, sometimes several of them - this fulfills the Pit Hag's need to nurture and protect, although very often she is the unhappy recipient of violent attacks from her unruly 'children'. The more youthful version of the Pit hag is usually a teenager or a woman in her 20's with delayed maturity issues, who groups together with other like-minded individuals in the name of 'animal rights'. This unfortunately translates in the mind of a Pit Hag as an animal's 'right' to maul or kill someone, conferring no rights to their victims.
by MixMaster Bogart September 6, 2016
Get the Pit Hagmug. a chick who hangs at the bar on a daily basis, fucks whover buys her drinks/drugs and thinks she's hip to the scene.
by marianabelle June 27, 2005
Get the bar hagmug. A metrosexual straight male that likes to spend time with and be close friends with gay men. The guy version of the Fag Hag.
A straight man who is comfortable with his own sexuality and is not threatened by a gay man.
This man is able to look past the differences of gay verses straight.
A straight man who is comfortable with his own sexuality and is not threatened by a gay man.
This man is able to look past the differences of gay verses straight.
by Clay25 December 7, 2010
Get the Bro Hagmug. by toast455 January 31, 2006
Get the tag hagmug. by homogirl September 8, 2006
Get the hag/stagmug. A Grab Hag is one who takes excessively, maybe even taking all that is there.
It seems to fill their souls with singular delight to pull out every tissue and aggressively stuff them into their bulging pockets or purses; and shamelessly doing so at the front of a long line of other grab hags waiting for their turn with the unprotected and unaccounted for tissues.
(See Chinese Grab Hag video)
Are they kleptos ? Are they exhibitionists ?
We may never know.
At this time, plans are being arranged to find out exactly where these creatures get to with all their various plunder, and what these nests may look like.
Look for the lucrative research in an upcoming National Geographic magazine near you.
It seems to fill their souls with singular delight to pull out every tissue and aggressively stuff them into their bulging pockets or purses; and shamelessly doing so at the front of a long line of other grab hags waiting for their turn with the unprotected and unaccounted for tissues.
(See Chinese Grab Hag video)
Are they kleptos ? Are they exhibitionists ?
We may never know.
At this time, plans are being arranged to find out exactly where these creatures get to with all their various plunder, and what these nests may look like.
Look for the lucrative research in an upcoming National Geographic magazine near you.
Look at that Grab Hag hag-grabbling over there !
I've never seen such grabhaggory in all my days !
Save some for the rest of us you damn dirty grab hag !
I've never seen such grabhaggory in all my days !
Save some for the rest of us you damn dirty grab hag !
by Aleanbh October 19, 2023
Get the grab hagmug.