pop a guac

The act of nutting in ones ass as they shit at the same time

"I was hitting Martha from behind then I popped a guac . "
" you should {pop a guac}

by bigdickjohn241 April 04, 2018

Guac-Taco

when you put guac in your cooch and it's eaten out of you via chips

"bbg when we get home imma Guac-Taco you"

by guacfan4life August 19, 2024

cock guac

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.

Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.

by Pulkmog December 21, 2009

Guac for head

When you need dat guac so you give dat gay nigga head, sometimes Thanos joins too and used his chin for as a vibrator.

Person 1: Hey you got dat Guac?
Person 2: yeah i'll give it to you if your a pleasure to master Thanos and his flappy ass chin, Guac for head i guess
Thanos 69: Nigga what?
Person 2: You a big forehead nigga m8

by NillerKasket March 14, 2019

Lost my guac

A phrase that means "lost my mind." It is commonly used by people that love guacamole or can't stand it because they don't want to lose there guacamole.

"Dude, I just lost my Guac!"
"My mom bought me some guacamole and now I lost my guac."

by Dragónverde September 24, 2018

Guacing Cock

1.When you are getting some sweet head (Similar to sloppy toppy)
2. A situation in which you are being screwed over but it is either funny or the results are still good.

1. " Bro that soro-ri-whore from the party last night was good at guacing cock"

2. Person 1: Bro jess and chelsea are both trying to get with you man.

Person 2: You gotta be guacing my cock bro they are both too fine to decide.

by Ligmacorp April 15, 2021

gucci guac

A high fashion response to when a situation is lit.

Michelle: I'm gonna go use the bathroom. It's gonna be lit!
Mike: That's Gucci Guac, Michelle!

by umbrellaface November 17, 2015