Guadaloofy

When someone is extra goofy, like super super goofy, they’re guadaloofy

Person 1: *does something extra asf*
Person 2: “mann you guadaloofy for real”

by tswizz27 February 18, 2022

Guacamole nigga penis

When you jerk off with guacamole as lube. Because you're too poor

Guacamole nigga penis

by Whoofh October 21, 2019

holy guacamole

A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise.

Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.

Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)

by Omgeezus January 5, 2012

Guadalupe S.

n.
1. A beutiful, caring, and intelligent girl.
2. One who always listens and provides advice.

Quit bugging that Guadalupe with your problems, one person can only help so much!

by sKeEt 2 dA bEaT March 4, 2005

guacamole nazi

The worker in Chipotle that gives you an miniscule amount of guacamole even though you paid extra for it.

That woman is such a guacamole nazi because she only gave me a tiny scoop!!

by Barry Poppins February 10, 2009

Fresh Guacamole

Using snot as lubrication

My girlfriend got dry, so I used some Fresh Guacamole to finish the job. Good thing I had a sinus infection.

by Dingo Bango September 8, 2010

Pockets guacamole

To have money in one's pockets.

I block a hater like a goalie,
Pockets guacamole. (Cat Daddy by the Rejects)

Hey bro, do you have any money in your pockets?
Hells yea, pockets guacamole.

by RyanMurphey4Life May 14, 2011