Grumplestiltskin

A person who gets really mad when they are sleepy. They also generally look disheveled. They might bite or otherwise harm you if you approach them while sleeping.

Grumplestiltskin over here bit me because I sat next to her on the couch while she was asleep

by The scrog dog December 26, 2018

Grulag

Grulag: if you have bad opinion Gru sends you to grulag for the future and success of the Socialist Unitarian Gru (Sug) party

Ignorant Citizen: I think I'll have more than one capitalist thought.
Gru: No, Grulag time.
Ignorant Citizen: Oh no I lose!

by twat 29 September 30, 2019

grumpazoid

A grumpazoid is a female, usually someone close, who is being grumpy for trivial reasons. It is also good to note that this is somewhat of a term of endearment and not supposed to be used in an offensive manner.

Denise was hungry on her way to work so she was being an absolute grumpazoid.

by king_syzygy March 14, 2023

tucan grumping dongered

the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.

me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.

by dsc big boi June 12, 2011

Jascarli Grullon

Someone worth meeting... She's a blessing. She's very tough and shows a huge sign of strength. She's extreamly honest, and is the girl version Kevin Hart. She is someone to be loved.. She's inspiring, and she deserves the best in life...

Thank you for impacting who I am today...

~ Cupcake

I don't need much of an example to prove how amazing Jascarli Grullon is... I guess you'll have to find out yourselves.

by FreakTheMightyLover April 5, 2019

Dirty Grump

A shit that takes a painfully long time to be had, possibly due to complications from previous bowel issues

Man, it took me over a hour on the can last night, after the first 20mins I knew I was having a Dirty Grump!

by vstherock April 16, 2019

Game-Grumping

Playing an incredibly popular video game, often for hundreds of hours, and learning nothing whatsoever.

This can either dramatically lower your enjoyment, or raise it far higher than it should be.

"I just played Blank for the past week! It was so much fun!"
"Nice! What did you think of Story?"
"What? Oh I don't give a shit. I was just Game-Grumping."

by vertgeburger March 14, 2022