greeping

The act of greeting someone in a creepy way.

This man was greeping people again.

by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019

greeping

Greeting people in a creepy way.

He's greeping me!

by Slang Advisory Board March 28, 2019

Greebing

The local gathering of close friends, typically at a communial bench, to smoke marijuana and have indepth conversations about various topics.
Originated in Alton

Hey, are we greebing tonight?

by Dylan S-C December 31, 2020

Greetings Syndrome

It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.

Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior

Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications

-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone

Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications

Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet

Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can

Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases

Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy

If Greetings Syndrome was real, would it be more like this? Or more like other disorder variant?

by Notmelol123 January 31, 2022

Greeing

When you have the most ethereal moment of your life, like you are magic and no one can change that

A : hey! How are you?
B - shut up im greeing

by Jon-man wet-maccaz July 21, 2022

Greedin

greedy , but in the moment

I need some more money I’m greedin for “chicken” aka money

by Mr.Anti March 16, 2023

Greening Effect

The internet phenomenon where the top comments of a video are all people regurgitating a niche word or phrase that no one has ever heard of which they learnt about 5 minutes ago from that same comments section, and pretending like they didn’t to appear smart.

Comment 1: That is definitely shliebenshlime syndrome
Comment 2: Shliebenshlime syndrome
Comment 3: why is no one talking about how this is clearly shliebenshlime syndrome?

Friend A: dude what is this niche condition filling these comments
Friend B: bro they’re all pretending like they didn’t learn about that like 5 minutes ago, that’s the greening effect

by nonfakecake July 31, 2024