greasy spoon

A cheap snack bar or cafeteria serving inexpensive cholesterol-heavy food to the working classes.

A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!
The Rendezvous on the A22 at Wapses Lodge, between Whyteleafe and Caterham.
by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
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Greasy Catfish

The act of slathering butter all over one's pubic region and then proceeding to rub it in another person's face.
Hey man, do you wanna drink a few beers and eat my greasy catfish?
by dr. redcone August 03, 2010
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Greasy Muchacho

A sweaty jabroni known to frequent barbecue joints. Does not shower, has mustard stained clothing, and typically wears a cowboy hat.
This would be a classy barbecue function if it weren't for that Greasy Muchacho soaked in mustard over there!
by pooter diddler July 18, 2017
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Greasy Zabenya

The act of fingering ones butthole with a thumb then proceeding to spread the soiled thumb across their forehead in the manner that Rafiki once did across Simba's youthful brow. Another acceptable name is the "Poo-nibrow", for the way it connects the eyebrows if done correctly.
"That girl just passed out, we should totally give him a Greasy Zabenya! She loves the Lion King, she'll be okay with it!"
by The Dilly Master February 11, 2016
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talk greasy

verb: To speak disparingingly about another person. To say ill words behind someones back.
Don't shake my hand, I know you talk greasy about me and my folks.
by Ken215 June 26, 2006
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Greasy Slap

The act of clenching a piece of bacon or any other greasy food, then slapping someone really hard.
Dude me and my girl were eating breakfast and i told her that the bacon was under cooked so she gave me a Greasy Slap.
by Manix0013 June 06, 2013
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Greasy Leon

When receiving oral pleasure from a woman, pull out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Then wipe your hand in her hair.
by Roostafy April 22, 2003
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