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Grapes Clock

The programmer of the ClockCrew, Grapes helps work on the Clock Crew's website and was May's King of the Portal.
grapes is a pr0g master
by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004
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grapeshot

1. Cannon charge consisting of small round balls, usually of lead, iron or cast iron, that were held in clusters of 5 or more.

2. Party or gathering that is essentially void of women (a scale above or near 8:1 men per woman), Thus making an abundance of testicles. Generally the men are packed into a closed space or room forming a cluster.
1. The noted pirate Bartholomew Roberts AKA "Black Bart" was killed by a blast of grapeshot from HMS Swallow

2. "This bar is a total sausage fest!" said Bill to Jim, an all the other men in the tightly packed bar. "This sausage fest is a total grapeshot!" said Jim to Bill, and all the other men in the tightly packed bar.
by Opposable March 16, 2011
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Grades

A letter that just make student more tortue. There is better things to do besides homework.
I love to get an higher *grades* for tortue.
by best.man.lol January 15, 2023
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Black Gates

A term for a situation of extreme awkwardness. A comparison to the hordes of "Awks" pouring out of the Black Gates in LOTR, ie it is the most awkward situation possible.
Son: Good Day Mom?

Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.

You: Holy shit Black Gates.
by ImperialEmperor November 13, 2011
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stomp one through the grate

this is the process in which an individual feels the need to take a dump however they choose not to take a dump as they are too lazy to go to the toilet. Therefore the resulting outcome is the individual dropping a dump in the shower and proceeding to stomp the dump through the shower grate on the floor of the shower.
ugh, i need to take a dump but i can't be bothered, i think i'll just stomp one through the grate
by CrustopherSmythe December 14, 2008
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Grotesque

Beautifully ugly.

Grotesque is a word commonly known as something that could mean odd, distorted, ugly or repulsive.

At the same time though, it could also mean bizarre or so shocking and horrible it could be fantastic.

And though rarely thought of this was in English language, it could mean both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
The picture of the woman attempting to protect the baby from a running car was an unforgettable and grotesque image to any who had seen it happen...
by JJYY27 August 5, 2009
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cock grater

n.

a female with braces, who will potentially suck your cock
No fuck that she's a cock grater
by jason stiver January 24, 2005
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