Goon

1. a thug (see also hired goon)

2. a stupid person, a dullard

The frightened woman, finding herself surrounded by goons, made the desperate decision to use the pepper spray,in spite of thier threat to call the boss if she did so.

by Light Joker September 19, 2004

goon

two definitions:

1. according to the hip hop community, a bad ass thug who doesn't take shit from anyone



2. a big, strong, clumsy, dimwitted henchman hired to be the muscle for anyone with money and the need to take care of his petty business like extortion or enforcement. Basically guys that do dirty work

1."ah yeah nigga I'm a goon, can't nobody fuck with me"

2. "yeah Fat Tony got the location and sent a couple of goons to put their lights out"

by devons28 March 13, 2009

Goon

A person who is very funny by making excessive amounts of jokes, acts like an idiot at times. Interesting person to be around. He's chill but get ready to have a good time, always looking for one.

Tim: Yo Roger did you hear what Clyde did yesterday?
Roger: No what?
Tim: He got completely wasted and ran around town naked again.
Roger: Lol, what a goon.

by JoeyPetes February 9, 2013

gooned

to be pranked or spoofed that serves the purpose to belittle somebody

"Hey Carlee, you're gonna be the IB Student of the Month for sure!"

"No way Cody! Are you bein for real?"

"Lol no get gooned loser."

by relaton November 8, 2017

Gooning

The act of Messing around inside a public or store or just acting stupid

“Hello, would you like to go gooning at Walmart?”

by Iamgoonman September 13, 2022

goons

Any person who's in the school's worst and out-of-hand advisory

*in class with kids from advisory, who are acting up amongst all the "regular" kids"
Advisor: All of you, get out and go fix yourself!
goon: lolington, it's always the goons

by mosthuggable May 12, 2018

goon

verb - Masturbate profusely, usually multiple times in succession

"I goon in the daytime
I goon in the night"
- John Dwyer

by graggler July 23, 2023