Gooching

The act of putting illicit items (usually drugs) in your underwear and on your gooch in an effort to hide them. This is used because when pat down's are conducted the searcher is not allowed to frisk the genital area.

If you ever get caught smoking weed, gooching the weed will prevent them from finding it.

by whamola99 March 1, 2020

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Goocher

Someone who behaves like a gooch. Almost asshole behavior, almost dick-like behavior or almost pussy-like behavior. But neither completely. Somewhere in between the two.

Gooch is slang for the perineum, or the area between the anus and genitals, usually on a man.

Perineum is the area between the anus and the sexual genitalia.

Not a dick or a pussy, but not an asshole either.

sometimes mistaken for "Guccer", someone who wears "Gucci" clothing apparel.

Wow, Eric said he wouldn't date Nicole just because she had over $50,000 in credit card debt. What a goocher.

by greendholiia April 6, 2021

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Gooched

When you shit on someone- irl or in-game

“Get gooched on”
“I just gooched your sis”

by GoochThot47 April 28, 2021

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Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.

Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021

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