When you fuck her ass so hard, she bleeds and blushes at the same time. Women love it! Try it with your girlfriend.
by FUCKmyASS27 October 12, 2017
Get the Gonk fuckmug. One person in particular: pays women to have sex with him whilst his girlfriend is at home: also drinks alcohol daily and has a receding hairline
Mark is a gonk
by Ehoknows80 July 15, 2020
Get the Gonkmug. An unintelligent and sometimes inbred person who lives in a small rural town in States like Pennsylvania. Gonks typically talk in a manner that is a cross between mumbling and gibberish. When speaking they usually look at the ground and their body language is one of annoyance. Gonks love NASCAR, macro lagers, the discount bin at Walmart, and Kid Rock. They enjoy wearing fleecy pajamas to almost any occasion and their dress attire usually consists of some type of Mossy Oak formal wear. Hygiene and tooth care is usually considered optional, education is considered suspect, and anyone not from the town they grew up in are considered outsiders and will be deemed lesser. Gonks are usually very useful when it comes to manual labor type tasks and excel in this type of employment.
Ronnie: Hey Jeffy, you wanna go to Walmart tonight? I need underware, my last pair had a blowout.
Jeffy: No way Ronnie, it's Friday night and all the gonks will be out in their fleece pajamas buying Power Bait and searching the discount bin for Kid Rock CDs.
Jeffy: No way Ronnie, it's Friday night and all the gonks will be out in their fleece pajamas buying Power Bait and searching the discount bin for Kid Rock CDs.
by Shonky R August 8, 2025
Get the Gonkmug. by McGonkals April 20, 2019
Get the Gonkmug. by Whitepeople.com February 17, 2020
Get the GONKmug. 