A female who does selfless and thoughtful acts and, from time to time, shall unexpectedly fall on a man's doorstep with delicious stolen spring rolls, a passionate kiss and soft murmurs on the man in question's strength, virility and overall godliness. Catfights and tardiness are NEVER excuses for not fulfilling said roles.
by Lance Romance1 September 15, 2008
Get the girlfriendmug. Just another cum dumpster, pig, lying , stank ho who cheats with some scumfuk a-hole with hepatitis & no money, but he has a bunch of tattoos then she steals MY money all the while lying to me on the telephone. Girlfriends are now classified as evil. Re-term the phrase girlfriend with cum dumpster.
Hey Joe wheres your girlfriend tonight? Well you know...I blew a load in her mouth then she went back to Jimmy the rock and roll artist...you know the one with the two inch penis that treats her like shit and makes HER pay for everything.
by Mr Right1111112 October 15, 2008
Get the girlfriendmug. Getting a girlfriend is the best thing that could ever happen to a woman. They're beautiful and will be your best friend. They'll understand your emotions and try and do the best they can for you. All out. They are beyond beautiful and they will be cherished as a good faithful one is hard to find. With finding the right one they should cherish you and love you beyond an extent that you never thought possible. A girlfriend is the best thing that could ever happen to a girl.
by gaygirl031717 August 22, 2017
Get the girlfriendmug. He has a fkin girlfriend?
by The_Mazel_Tov December 8, 2016
Get the girlfriendmug. by I am a male i swear August 5, 2019
Get the girlfriendmug. by bigwillyman420 November 29, 2018
Get the girlfriendmug. 