A "gomper" is a person who is by all means a true retard. They are recognizable by their cro-magnan like sloped forheads, their mongoloid hands, their glazed/slightly askew/mis-shapen eyes, and their gigantic heads. You can audibly identify a "gomper" by their constant "numb-tounge" lisp. Also, look for perma-spit gushing out of the corners of their mouth, and inssesint window licking.
Hey Tanya, did you see that gomper gimp out of that small bus? He almost stepped in his own puddle of drool.
by jumbypah December 15, 2009
Get the Gomper mug.When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.
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(noun)
An attention-craving individual that -- in an issue or debate -- takes whatever side makes him or her look good & open-minded to the public, without regard to the details or the truth in the issue debated. A GOMP is different from an SJW because the issue does not have to be social.
(verb)
To make a public statement on an issue without really understanding the details or the truth of the issue, just to show off to the world how good & open-minded one is.
(noun)
An attention-craving individual that -- in an issue or debate -- takes whatever side makes him or her look good & open-minded to the public, without regard to the details or the truth in the issue debated. A GOMP is different from an SJW because the issue does not have to be social.
(verb)
To make a public statement on an issue without really understanding the details or the truth of the issue, just to show off to the world how good & open-minded one is.
(noun) "Justin was just being a GOMP when he tweeted his support for adopting dogs from shelters, especially since he bought his dog from a pet store."
(verb) "Fred GOMPed his support for the Invisible Children all over social media."
(verb) "Fred GOMPed his support for the Invisible Children all over social media."
by Professor F. October 26, 2014
Get the GOMP mug.kind of a cross between a hug and a tackle. showing exctement to see one person. usually used in either a sexual or non sexual way. i run at you, all excited, expecting you to catch me and hug me.. basically i throw myself at you at very high speeds to say a simple hello.
me: *runs at you* *screams* CATCH ME!
you: *catches and hugs*
i like to glomp people with excitement.
"glomp" used as "greet and jump at"
you: *catches and hugs*
i like to glomp people with excitement.
"glomp" used as "greet and jump at"
by cay-oh! May 15, 2007
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dude 1: did you see girl 1? she glomped dude 2!
girl 2: she had to glomp someone;it was a dare.
dude 1:your right its in the past.
girl 2: i was dared to do this *glomps dude 1*
girl 2: she had to glomp someone;it was a dare.
dude 1:your right its in the past.
girl 2: i was dared to do this *glomps dude 1*
by mage wilson June 20, 2007
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