Gammon (noun) is a thicker cut of pork that's similar to bacon. Its pinkish flesh reminds one of the florid complexion of a certain demographic of boomer white males, angry about foreigners, angry about immigrants, angry about young people, angry about... I dunno... Bounty Bars being smaller than they used to be. They often read the Daily Mail and probably play golf in all-male clubs while the "little lady" remains at home cooking. You know you've met a gammon because they'll tell you you're being racist against white people. Also: gammony (adj)
by CurmudgeonRocket April 22, 2021
A British term for a usually older, right wing person who doesn't like change and hold racist, sexist and/or homophobic views
'Hey Dan, shall we invite Gary to go for a curry?'
'Nah, Peter, curry is too ethnic for that gammon'.
'Nah, Peter, curry is too ethnic for that gammon'.
by Dawgman1234 September 27, 2023
English racists, predominantly white old men (but can be dark-skinned, young or female), who turn crimson with rage when their racism spews out
by Daily Racist March 24, 2024
British term of derision used to mock right-wing white men whose face adopts a pink-ish color (resembling a cut of gammon) during fits of anger.
"we just drove past a tiny #FreeTommy demo in trafalgar square and it was the most pathetic and most gammon-tinted crowd i’ve ever seen. dickheads."
by bpromas July 19, 2018
by hEy_LaDy June 01, 2024
An overweight nonce
by Rbt CH September 01, 2022
_E.g_ “ Steven could barely eat a bite he was so gammoned after disgracing himself in the wheelhouse”
by Thepeopleschampion June 08, 2025