functivate

A cross between function and activate.

I didn't get much sleep last night, my brain isn't going to functivate today.

by Petra & Jess July 24, 2008

funitch

funitch is short for fat cunt bitch
it basically sums up a specific genre of person

She is such a funitch for starting all this baby mama drama.

by nakedcube April 14, 2008

Funstified

To be lured in and seduced by a man with long wavy hair who plays in his own metal band and loves dinosaurs, and who also built his own guitar and his an uncanny ability at cathcing gophers. Essentially it is every girl's dream to experience the magic of funstification...and maybe some men as well. Particularly men who work out too much and have a metrosexual accent and wear other people's coats.

1. I had such a great night, I acted like a slut and got funstified by some guy with great hair who built his own guitar. Just looking at him I felt my nipples stiffen and I got all wet.

2. That girl didn't stand a chance, she was funstified before she knew what was going on.

by The Scotian September 24, 2009

funtarded

a person that acts so retarded that theyre really fun to be around

Sam: last night was crazy I cant believe Bill streaked naked again...

Ann: Yeah hes so funtarded. I love it

by supadupa987 June 30, 2011

funktagion

Funktagion can be an illness or disease contracted from dirty hippies. Funktagion can also be the stench coming off of dirty hippies.

Dude, I caught a whiff of some serious dirty hippie funktagion while in the parking lot at the Phish concert last night.

A contagious funktagion was going around when we were camping at the Rainbow Gathering and I caught it! Ughhhh!!

Patchouli oil is strong, unstoppable funktagion that does NOT cover up BO and makes it worse.

by MellyInMay September 14, 2011

functional weeaboo

A Functional Weeaboo is a Weeaboo who is able to blend into society and hold back overwhelming weeaboo tendicies.

Johnny is the only one in the weeaboo group to be a functional weeaboo, he keeps his grades up and has a girlfriend.

by - Molo December 18, 2015

Funstula

An arterio-venous fistula created through anastomosis of the superficial or deep dorsal penile vein to the left or right dorsal penile artery.

While adequate distal forearm vessels were identified on venography, the patient requested a funstula for the thrill of it.

by Li'l Sebastian January 8, 2019