Funt

Someone who's fat and a cunt ( a fat cunt)

My teachers a funt

by apolglase95 September 21, 2016

Funt

Usually consists of a old slut named Pamela that likes to wear 12" strap ons and takes devastating right hooks to the gut for doing so in the wrong person's vicinity... She was punched so hard in the gut her vag traded places with her darkstar. End result FUNT - Her cunt runs from the back to the front.

Fuckin Pam fell out her chair after the 50th cap o' G, pissed her self, and blew her Lululemons to smitherines! Unnecessary amount of FUNT TO BE SEEN! LOL

by HeavyMetalSLUT June 30, 2025

Funt

Fun aunt

America’s cool aunt, a fun aunt — I call that a ‘funt’ — the kind of funt that will give you weed but then arrest you for weed. Can I win the presidency? Probably not, I dunno. Can I successfully seduce a much younger man, you better funtin’ believe it.”

by Eastsidesteve November 7, 2020

Funt

A person who is unnecessarily aggressive, rude, insulting and generally unpleasant to you on Facebook.

MIKE: Did you see what Jack wrote on Rick's timeline? He's well out of order.
NEIL: Yeah, he's a total Funt.

by Niblo Grape January 20, 2018

Funt

The first of the super hybrid swear words. A combination of the words fucking and cunt, together forming the most powerful 4 letter word ever invented.

"I can't believe John ruined the party last night. That guy is a funt if I ever lade eyes on one.

by Pichael Mimlott January 7, 2011

funt

when the pussy is dry asf and smells like dead fish

dude I hooked up with your girl yesterday and when I pulled down her pants she had a funt and I almost passed out, it smelled terrible

by PBJsandwich27 August 24, 2018

Funt

fun-aunt. Can also be used to describe a fucking-cunt

We call my dad’s sister Funt
Ben is a Funt

by savvirose May 4, 2023