cock funnel

One who funnels cocks into every orifice of their body.

Synonymous with slut, except it gives a more visual representation of what a girl who encompasses this name actually does. If her mouth is open, a cock is in it. If her legs are more than 15 degrees apart, there is a cock in her vagina.

You know that bitch Brandi? Yeah she's a total cock funnel to every extent of the word.

by f1R3cr0tch January 9, 2011

Shotgun funeral

Similar to a shotgun wedding, but instead of joining a reluctant couple, it occurs when a hated despot dies and is displayed before his or her oppressed serfs. The serfs feel compelled to begin crying uncontrollably at Dear Leader's untimely demise or else face a very hazardous and morbid fate.

Kim Jong Il died recently and his citizens displayed fake tears at the barrel of a gun. It was a very successful shotgun funeral for Best Korea.

by Kim_Jong_not_Il_He_Dead December 23, 2011

Haha Funni

When you're on Discord and your friend sent something that wasn't very funny but you don't want to hurt their feelings. This means you're a good friend.

Friend: Haha Earth go brrrr
You: Haha Funni very funny pog.

by KirbyMultiverse11037 January 7, 2021

Cop-ass funeral

A large, bureaucratic inconvenience

I was stuck in traffic for two hours for some cop-ass funeral!

by TenaciousLee626 October 28, 2013

Dark Funeral

1. One of the greatest Black Metal bands in existance.

Dark Funeral makes many cd's, among them are "Teach Children To Worship Satan" and "The Secret of The Black Arts".

by Steve July 14, 2003

Funeral Shoes

Shoes worn by people who attend funerals. Sometimes worn to school by Jehovah's Witnesses. Often cheap and ugly.

A:Hey Eugene, where did you buy those funeral shoes?
B:I bought them at payless!

by The012 October 1, 2010

Funeral

All dressed in black or mostly in black, from head to toe. Not because of an actual funeral but because you just love the color that much.

Maaan, my style is straight funeral!

by qytSTRM January 14, 2011